Predictions for next week

**imported_trumpet1988** · September 30th, 2006, 11:14 AM

Gate City 42, JJ Kelly 13
Appalachia 38, St. Paul 6
Coeburn 28, Pound 7
Burton 48, Rye Cove 0
Castlewood 34, Hurley 0
Haysi 52, Betsy Layne 12
Honaker 24, Twin Valley 0
Lee 20, Cawood 18
Richlands 40, Marion 0

**PV_Rulz_LPD** · October 2nd, 2006, 01:31 PM

Lord how mercy, DeeJay! [img]/LDPforum/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazy.gif[/img] You don't waste any time getting' your predictions in, Drop It Like It's Hot, Dude! If you were bank robber, you'd start a shootin' your gun off in the air before you got through the front door! [img]/LDPforum/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/007.gif[/img] Slow it down there fella! Let me ask - you doing anything up there in ole Berea besides laying around on the ole messageboard? We need to start callin' you VTHOKIE22 JUNIOR!!! [img]/LDPforum/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] HAHAHA!!!

THE Mighty Vikings of Powell Valley High take a little break from LPD Killin' Time to sit back and watch the Viking Wannabe's go at it! Eat you some pie boys and wash it down with some whole milk ? milk does the body good you know! [img]/LDPforum/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cool.gif[/img]

The Jolly Mean Green of Clintwood-Town also take a little break and look to see if they can find out what they can do to stop the bleeding from the big ole butt wound THE Mighty Vikings opened up on them this past Friday night! [img]/LDPforum/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/getsmile.tmp008106164.gif[/img] I told ye Greenwave fans, it doesn't happen two years in a row! HUZZAH!!! [img]/LDPforum/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] Take your loss like little boys and move out of our way! [img]/LDPforum/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

St. Pie ? Sisters of the Poor Football District @ Crappalacha, Home of the BullPup Dawgies ? Lawd how mercy, once again what kind of matchup is this? [img]/LDPforum/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazy.gif[/img] The BullPup Dawgies are rollin' rollin' rollin' right along, seems as if Coach Roger found the Big Red Butt-Kickin' button and finally pushed it! [img]/LDPforum/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shocked.gif[/img] St. Pie will be up the proverbial creek when they go into the Dawg House on Friday night! EWWW-WEEEE!!! I bet we'll be able to hear those Leakin'-Deacons screaming all the way down at the Pizza King! [img]/LDPforum/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/getsmile.tmp008106164.gif[/img] St. Pie, strap it on when you get there ? or you won't have nothing left to strap down once it's over fellas! [img]/LDPforum/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img] WOOT!

BullPup Dawgies ? 44 St. Pie of the Kicked Butt - 14

Coe-Burnt Bleu "Whine & Sneeze" KA-Nights @ 8-Ounce/One Full Cup High, Home of the Stinky MildKitties ? Ladies and Gentlemen, Welcome to the 2006 LPD Toilet Bowl! [img]/LDPforum/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/birthday.gif[/img] Bring your own Clorox and Brush, it might get quite stinky here! LET'S GET READY TO FUUUUMMMMMBBBBLLLLEEEEE!!! [img]/LDPforum/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/arcadefreak.gif[/img] As promising as Coe-Burnt was at the first of the season, it seems as if they were content on what they had accomplished so far ? which wasn't much at all! 8 Ounce High, on the other hand, beat up on ERRRRRRRRRRR-vinton and have been takin' a "Catnap" ever since. [img]/LDPforum/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wall.gif[/img] But according to the VHSL rules and regulations, SOMEONE has to win this game! So one of y'all is in luck HYUK HYUK! [img]/LDPforum/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] Which one is the question? Here's old PV_RULZ's prediction:

Coe-Burnt - 20 8-Ounce/One Full Cup High - 16

B.O. Salyers' RellyRoll Express @ Not-So-Great City, home of the widdle blue boys - Well Well Well!!! [img]/LDPforum/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shocked.gif[/img] How about it, little blue boys? Whatsamatter? [img]/LDPforum/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/007.gif[/img] What happened? HAHAHA!!! Never fear though, your opponent this week is the lowly JellyRoll Express! BUT WAIT! [img]/LDPforum/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img] Let's take a good look here at some factual information, shall we? JellyRoll Inc., B.O. Salyers CEO ? shut out 8 Ounces, but the little blue boys couldn't do that! The Fightin' Jellys were tied with the tough ole Crappy BullPup Dawgies at half, givin' them a purty good run at it I hear, and LOOK! Coe-Burnt, who from what I hear had the little blue boys number but got ROOKED & HOOKED somehow in that matchup, lost to the Wore Iggles of Lower Snott and only had 8 measly points, but the Jelly's scored 40 on Rot Cove and beat 'em, just like I said they would! I should be getting close to becoming Royalty in the grand town of Wise, I've picked them to win twice this year and YES! THEY DID! [img]/LDPforum/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] LPD Shocka of the Year RIGHT HERE! [img]/LDPforum/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/beer1.gif[/img] JellyRolls take out the No-Defense-Devils on Homecoming! TALK ABOUT SWEET-JELLYROLLS! [img]/LDPforum/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] Win #3 for the JellyRoll Express! Lord how mercy, Indian_Dud proposes marriage to B.O. Salyers at the fifty yard line at Lesion Field when the final gun goes off! [img]/LDPforum/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shocked.gif[/img] Little blue boys, you better have little celebration party hats for CarolynInANiceStraightJacket's boys or she'll go medieval on your arses! [img]/LDPforum/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazy.gif[/img] HOO-HA!!!

B.O.'s Fightin' JellyRolls ? 33 little blue boys of Not-So-Great City - 27

Rot Cove Wore Iggles of Lower Snott County @ Da Raidahs of Downtown Norton, U.S. of A ? Boy O Boy, this one is gonna be ROUGH ROUGH ROUGH! [img]/LDPforum/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/getsmile.tmp008106164.gif[/img] Wore Iggles, if you had the Fightin' JellyRolls put up a 40-spot on you, what do you think is going to happen when you face Jumbo Adams Juggernauts this Friday night! [img]/LDPforum/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img] And guess what, Da Raidahs HAVE a defense too! Y'all better wear more than one jock strap, because they'll be getting' knocked off left and right when this one commences! [img]/LDPforum/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/beer1.gif[/img] That's okay though, you get Tommy With A Walker next week, so you can go thump your chest about how big and bad you are, promoting one of your boys as the WCYB Player of the Week next Friday ? WoreIgglePride Style! [img]/LDPforum/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/birthday.gif[/img] CHA-CHA-CHA!!!

Jumbo Adam's Raidahs of Downtown Norton, U.S. of A ? 56 Wore Iggles of Lower Snott ? 6

REMEMBER KIDDIES, YA GOTTA SHAKE IT BEFORE YOU CAN BAKE IT!!!

SHAKE&BAKESHAKE&BAKESHAKE&BAKESHAKE&am p;BAKESHAKE&BAKESHAKE&BAKE!!!

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**imported_trumpet1988** · October 2nd, 2006, 01:36 PM

Hey does Mr. Lee know you're on here when you have work to do? Boy you are in trouble if Mr. Lee or Mrs. Garrison catches you lol [img]/LDPforum/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]. I do a lot more than the computer. I've actually got a class to go to.

But how in the world do you pick Kelly over GC? Kelly may be improved but they need a lot more to improve on to be up there with GC, PV, or Burton.

vthokie22 Jr.? You're crazy dude.

**Unchained** · October 2nd, 2006, 02:18 PM

Ol' Carolyn may propose to B.I. on the 50, but this ol boy here believes in Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve

**greencrest1272** · October 2nd, 2006, 04:39 PM

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Welcome to the 2006 LPD Toilet Bowl! Bring your own Clorox and Brush, it might get quite stinky here

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I've laughed until Im about to puke...

**UTVols2** · October 2nd, 2006, 01:52 PM

Gate City 35, JJ Kelly 12
Appalachia 44, St. Paul 0
Pound 7, Coeburn 6
Castlewood 42, Hurley 6
Haysi 48, Betsy Layne 13
Honaker 35, Twin Valley 6
Lee 13, Cawood 12
Richlands 63, Marion 0
Burton (1st Team) 42, Rye Cove (1st Team) 0
Burton (2nd Team) 13, Rye Cove (1st Team) 6
Total - Burton 55, Rye Cove 6

Not trying to insult the War Eagles of Rye Cove but only 1 team has but a TD on the 1st team defense from Burton so far and I don't see that changing this week. [img]/LDPforum/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

**talisma** · October 2nd, 2006, 02:50 PM

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Gate City 42, JJ Kelly 13
Appalachia 38, St. Paul 6
Coeburn 28, Pound 7
Burton 48, Rye Cove 0
Castlewood 34, Hurley 0
Haysi 52, Betsy Layne 12
Honaker 24, Twin Valley 0
Lee 20, Cawood 18
Richlands 40, Marion 0

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GC
Appy
Coeburn
Burton

**Jason** · October 3rd, 2006, 05:07 PM

Gate City 21, JJ Kelly 19 This will possibly be GC's last win of the season if they can pull it off.
Appalachia 55, St. Paul 12
Coeburn 21, Pound 16
Burton 69, Rye Cove 12
Castlewood 44, Hurley 8
Haysi 52, Betsy Layne 32
Honaker 35, Twin Valley 14
Lee 21, Cawood 13 Lee gets their first win.
Richlands 66, Marion 0

**otto_man** · October 4th, 2006, 12:19 AM

Gate City 24, JJ Kelly 12
Appalachia 40, St. Paul 6
Coeburn 20, Pound 18
Burton 58, Rye Cove 0
Castlewood 50, Hurley 0
Haysi 43, Betsy Layne 6
Honaker 44, Twin Valley 0
Lee 21, Cawood 12
Richlands 60, Marion 8

**imported_trio** · October 4th, 2006, 12:29 PM

Gate City 28 Kelly- 13
Appalachia-46 St.Paul 8
Coeburn- 27 Pound-15
Burton- 53 RC- 12
Casltewood- 49 hurley- 6
Haysi- 50 Betsy Lane- 0
Hoanaker- 44 TV- 12
Cawood- 20 Lee- 0
Richlands- 35 Marion- 24